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Leave The Toilet Sit Down Quotes & Sayings
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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Taking time to sit back and watch and think about what you've seen is important. Traveling did a great deal to me. I found that when I travel and just sit in the corner and watch, a million ideas come to me.
Lionel Richie
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
Unknown
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
Unknown
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
Unknown
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