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Leave The Toilet Sit Down Quotes & Sayings
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
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It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all.
Indian Proverb
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I was very depressed when I was 19. I decided to pursue music, so I dropped out of school and I told my parents I didn't want any money from them. I got three jobs and I just hit the ground running. I would go back to my apartment every day and I would just sit there. It was quiet and it was lonely. It was still. It was just my piano and myself. I had at television and I would leave it on all the time just to feel like somebody was hanging out with me. And especially during the period when I was doing cocaine. It was like the drug was my friend. I never did it with other people. It's such a terrible way to fill that void, because it just adds to that void, because it's not real.
Lady Gaga
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Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
Unknown
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From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
Adrian Edmondson
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When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because I was naked with my legs kind of touching my chest.
Nick Cannon
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
Unknown
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
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Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M Nixon
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The door might not be opened to a woman again for a long, long time, and I had a kind of duty to other women to walk in and sit down on the chair that was offered, and so establish the right of others long hence and far distant in geography to sit in the high seats.
Frances Perkins
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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
Albert Brooks
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Ever since I came to Congress in 1992, there are those who have been trying to silence my voice. I've been told to sit down and shut up over and over again. Well, I won't sit down and I won't shut up until the full and unvarnished truth is placed before the American people.
Cynthia McKinney
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s..y, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.
Young Jeezy
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper
Billy Wilder
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If there was a toilet for adults that played certain music depending on the weight of the action, I'd totally buy it.
Cory Monteith
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I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
Megan Fox
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Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably.
Unknown
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