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Leave The Toilet Sit Down Quotes & Sayings
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Colder than a Tibetan tin toilet top.
Unknown
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Your Just like a toilet, fat round and full of shit.
Unknown
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I don't walk red carpets I walk on toilet paper cause I'm the shit!
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Don't judge a fat guy by the amount of excrement he leaves in the toilet.
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as ''Lover's Lane.''
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
Rick Sutter
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If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.
Adam Sandler
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.
Nishan Panwar
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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I should make my own toilet tissue since I'm the shit.
Unknown
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Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
Charles Bukowski
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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Were the only advanced country on Earth that doesnt guarantee paid sick leave or paid maternity leave.
Barack Obama
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