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Let Me Get This Straight Funnyhis Straight Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
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Let's give thanks there isn't a parade where straight guys feel comfortable enough to take off their shirts and dance.
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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
Ted Allen
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I'm not at all funny. I can do dark comedy pretty well, but straight-up comedy, I don't know. I'm much darker. I've been like that since I was 3 years old.
Rooney Mara
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The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Thomas Koenig
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Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.
Burt Ward
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You say I should be straight, I say taste the rainbow! bi...!
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Straight is the line of duty; Curved is the line of beauty; Follow the straight line, thou shalt see The curved line ever follow thee
William McCall
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Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?
Tom Armstrong
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
Todd Barry
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Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
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If you're trying to tell me something, just be straight up...
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Just be straight up with me about your intentions.
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You're as straight as a circle.
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You can't think straight?
Kellie Pickler
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Not everyone can or wants to go straight.
Danny Sugerman
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There ain't no need for ya, go straight to hell.
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