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I don't know many people, if any, who have had some straight line toward success. I mean, they start here, they work hard, they've got what it takes, and they just go straight to the top over some number of years. Most people get a little failure.
Sam Donaldson
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I want to run or die or get fu..ed up. I want to be blind and dumb and have no heart. I want to crawl in a hole and never come out. I want to wipe my existence straight off the map. Straight off the fu..ing map.
James Frey
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He comes to London and gets a job in a nightclub, a gay club, where he's known as Straight Dave by the bar staff - and no one believes he's as straight as he claims to be. He meets the daughter of the club manager, and he has an affair with her.
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You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
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Dont complain if God doesn't grant all our wishes straight away, but thank God that He doesn't punish us for our sins straight away.
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All we make is cash, Straight drop glass, ni...s try to jack it, we'll straight drop ass, Trunk on blast and our cars go fast, Choppa make a ni... do a 100 yard dash.
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We decided to go out, it started going well, The s.. was straight ill, plus she was s..y as hell, But she was obsessive as fu.., straight up nuts, Started looking through my facebook texts and stuff, Comin' at me like "Who's Amy", Nobody your my baby, But little did she know that I'd been bangin' Amy lately.
Chris Webby
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There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points.
Sun Myung Moon
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If you believe that being gay is a choice, then you believe that straight people are straight because they chose not to be gay.
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Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase.
Scott Thompson
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An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.
Robbie Williams
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For a happy and peaceful life remember to keep your thinking straight in a world where not everyone and everything is straight.
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The straight world has such double standards...only straight guys can be players.
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
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It's nice, because I never really get to play the straight-edge kid, I'm always a little off beat or kind of play darker roles or really over-the-top humorous roles. But this is kind of a straight-laced kid. You know, a good boy.
Aaron Paul
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Our characters were antiseptic but we weren't. And if you remember what we did on BATMAN, as the scripts were written very funny, we played them very straight.
Burt Ward
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May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating s.. scandals.
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I feel like myself with short hair. And it's been a really long time since I had long hair, five years. Of course, the only people who like it are gay men and my girlfriends. Straight men across the board are not into this hair! I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it.
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
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