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Messy Dudes Quotes & Sayings
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You know what pisses me off? When dudes say why are you a virgin? I say I'm not none of these other females who lay up with just anybody! I have some respect for myself, some dignity! I don't want to be that girl who lays up with just anyone. I want him to be the one I marry and share the rest of my life with..Where is a guy that will appreciate that and encourge me and not pressure me? Where are you?
Jasmine Robinson
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit the ground. Oh, he flew off that tower, hollering at his buddies. 'Whoo, check me out, dudes! Oh, that ground is coming up...' WHAM! And what do you say, if you're the operator of that ride, to the next guy in line? 'All right dude, you're up.'
Bill Engvall
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Hey I'm Alexa get in my van everyone knows I'm a 40 yr old man but it's ok just send me your nudes but wait I'm lesbian so please no dudes. i own every site even Inkdolls but they fail anyway so they can suck my balls i'll tell you my address if you live in Hollywood so please little girls come get my goods Eleven, Twelve, even Thirteen. Join my nude group and you'll see what I mean
Ashe Jackson
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They take 10 plays out of 4,000 snaps and want to know my thought process on each. What I tried to explain to Goodell, but he was too stupid to understand, is that dudes crouch when you go to hit them. With Massaquoi, my target area was his waist and chest, but he lowered himself at the last possible second and I couldn't adjust to his adjustment. But Goodell, who's a devil, ain't hearing that. Where's the damn discretion, the common sense?
James Harrison
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So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's all you really need to know about today; if... you're fat, dumb, s..ual and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. & somebody please tell me you've got love figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it has always been that way. Wanting to be loved, to find somebody that makes your heart ache in a good way... feel understood. So... if you're robots, or aliens, or something and you're watching this right now and that feeling no longer exists; well,... you missed it...and I feel sorry for you. 'Cuz as far as I can tell, that's what it's all about. And that's what I know it should be about.
Brooke Davis
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People are shocked by it, but if I were Guns N Roses or Van Halen, no-one would be surprised. Or a rapper look at all those songs on the radio that are, like, Girl go up and down the pole. I mean, dance for me dudes! I understand Im supposed to be feminine and dainty, but Im not. People are more impressed with things that I do because they almost treat you as if youre handicapped if youre a woman people can be impressed that I can play a few chords on the guitar
Kesha
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Life has been going and going on. the side of myself - and the side of the dudes - that no one sees suffers from time to time but the thing that keeps me smiling is music. and it doesnt feel like a band-aid type of smile. its genuine. I'm experiencing a lot of life for the first time and I'm learning things I never knew about the world. about music. about who I am in all of it.
Hayley Williams
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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We never really had a big beef with Biggie. God bless the dead, I dont really even like talking about that because that brother is not here to really see what it is and how we could explain it. But, you know, back then we was real competitive, we didnt care about nobody if you wasnt Wu-Tang and it wasnt nothing personal. Its like boxing; you got dudes that are like 'I dont like that cat, I want to knock that cat out' or whatever, whatever and that was our energy back then. But we did have an opportunity to talk to Big out in L.A. and let him know like, that aint about nothing, its just Hip-Hop, its a sport or whatever.
Raekwon
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
Unknown
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
Bryan Burden
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I don't think Homies Over ho.. is a sentiment that A pi.p Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A pi.p Named Slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pi.p Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do shit for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain't gettin' a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fu.. ni...s is callin' each other nowadays. Sound like some gay shit to me. -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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