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Mother In Law Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A quality is something capable of being completely embodied. A law never can be embodied in its character as a law except by determining a habit. A quality is how something may or might have been. A law is how an endless future must continue to be.
Charles Sanders Peirce
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The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be.
Raymond Chandler
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When I began we did not really have a lot of First Amendment law. It is really surprising to think of it this way, but a lot of the law - most of the law that relates to the First Amendment freedom of the press in America - is really within living memory.
Floyd Abrams
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If at first you don't succeed do it like your mother told you.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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The phrase "working mother " is redundant.
Jane Sellman
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The function of the law is not to provide justice or to preserve freedom. The function of the law is to keep those who hold power, in power.
Gerry Spence
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The vision that the founding fathers had of rule of law and equality before the law and no one above the law, that is a very viable vision, but instead of that, we have quasi mob rule.
James Bovard
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....
Jack Nicholson
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
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Thanks for being a wonderful mother and always supporting me in every decision you ever made for me.
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Only lawyers would refer to something as a brief that takes hours/days/weeks to write and is 30 pages long.
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Why am I researching if 1 antique gun should be excluded when my 'client' was caught with 3 other unregistered, newer guns?
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Reason is the life of the law; nay, the common law itself is nothing else but reason - the law which is perfection of reason.
Edward Coke
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I can't be more thankful than I already am to be blessed with a mother as loving and caring as you. I just want you to know that you are always in my thoughts even if I am miles away. And whether I say it or not, Mother, I love you! Happy Mother's day.
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I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is the Mother and the Father, the male and the female, sort of gradually having their marriage.
Bede Griffiths
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My mother has never been involved in my professional life. I am very close to my mother but we keep it on a mother-daughter basis and not a work-related basis.
Sheena Easton
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away
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Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing s..ual promiscuity.
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