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My Bed And I Are Married Quotes & Sayings
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
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Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed.
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My bed is my closest friend. He never leaves, he's always there for support, and he even comforts me when I'm down.
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Simon Pegg
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I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.
Ally McBeal
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Anita Roddick
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When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
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A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.
Audrey Meadows
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Bed is the poor man's opera
Italian Proverb
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold
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If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
Ian Mckellen
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
Nick Faldo
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Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher
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I love the romance of 'let's get married,' but then, when you have it so perfect...I mean, I'm more married than anybody can be, we have two kids. Maybe one day, but it's something I can really do without.
Vanessa Paradis
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
Richard Pryor
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