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My Bed And I Are Married Quotes & Sayings
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy-period.
Claudette Colbert
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I get it, all of my high school friends are engaged/married/parents. I however, am not and I'm ok with that.
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Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.
Jordana Brewster
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Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!
Patrice Leconte
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When you're married you try harder
Dr Joyce Brothers
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Married people are fatter on average anyway.
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Once you get married your expectations go from idealistic to authentic, that is if you ever hope to make it last.
Unknown
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Taylor being married and so on, that does evolve the dynamic on the road.
Isaac Hanson
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He was happily married but his wife wasnt.
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I'm supposed to be, I am an artist. Yes, I'm lonely. But I'm married to my loneliness.
Lady Gaga
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I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.
Hank Hill
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Lets have a threesum, since your practically married to the both of us anyway.
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One of the best things in life...Getting out of bed every morning and thanking God for another beautiful day.
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Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.
Franz Schubert
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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
Emo Philips
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Those who go to bed with Ichy bum-wake up with stinky finger!
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A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do
Bob Dylan
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They say live everyday like its your last. Thats why I stay in bed motionless while weeping, regretting every thing I've done.
Unknown
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