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My Bed And I Are Married Quotes & Sayings
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
Denis Leary
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We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers.
Laura Bush
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I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in bed.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
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Ive been engaged six times and married three, so this is my first time being single. What Im trying to figure out is how to get to know someone when the attraction is not strong at first. Does it come over time? I dont know. There are these men that you meet and the attraction is instant. You just want to bed with them right there. But Im not doing that. Im trying to see where the middle ground is at.
Stacey Dash
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles.
Nikki Sixx
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
Unknown
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Tim Allen
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
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'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'
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The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
Napoleon Bonaparte
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I LOVE SLEEPING but I never want to go to bed early.
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My bed always feels more comfortable when I'm being forced to get out of it.
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I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Daphne Zuniga
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