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My House Is So Dirty Quotes & Sayings
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't understand basic bodily functions. They don't want to be bothered with it. But we bleed every month and we take care of babies, so we don't have any issues. I also end up killing all the bugs in my house. It's one of my favorite things to do: hunt spiders.
Elizabeth Banks
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Cameron: You can't diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that we're right. Cameron: And if we're wrong? House: We learn something else.
House MD
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I was given a White House - well, you will have to ask the White House that. But I asked to attend the White House briefing because I was, you know, because I wanted to report on the activities there.
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Yo! so I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me. I whispered in their ear, wanna be with me? You wanna look pretty though, in my video. Ol' dirty on the hat and I let you all know.
Old Dirty Bastard
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A butch talks dirty to a women and its s..ual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mohandas Gandhi
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As long as a house is like yours, and as long as you work together with your brothers, not a house in the world will be able to compete with you, to cause you harm or to take advantage of you, for together you can undertake and perform more than any house in the world.
Nathan Meyer Rothschild
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I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if people haven't seen the show and they just jump in and try to watch it's easy to get confused. But at the same time I think it's easy for anyone to tune in and enjoy it. I mean, it's just a really dirty show. There are a lot of dir.. jokes.
Michael Cera
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
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For me, my business is my business and my house is my house. I don't want the public in my house.
Heidi Klum
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House: Husband described her as being unusually irritable recently. Dr. Cameron: And . . . ? House: I didn't realize it was possible for a woman to be 'unusually' irritable.
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mahatma Gandhi
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, Get the hell off my property.
Joan Rivers
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My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house, too.
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Looking around your house for places to hide in case a murder ever breaks in to your house...
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Thirteen: You are the champion of not dealing with your problems. House: My grandson gave me a mug that says that.
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"Uh uh uh, I wanna ride to ya house" I said "easy chick I fly to my house"
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Cuddy to House: l'll be on your couch with a shotgun, in case you try to make a limp for the border.
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