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People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well, we put out little funny ideas.
Mindy Kaling
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.
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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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I really feel so lucky, and I think that people do see that on screen, that we really do get along as friends when the camera isnt rolling. Also, I feel like weve developed such good energy and chemistry together as a cast when were in front of the camera, that it makes the work day so much easier. Its just a bunch of really nice, smart, funny people who sit around all day trying to make each other laugh. Its a great job.
Gillian Jacobs
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I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like!
Amit Verma
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
Janeane Garofalo
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It's so funny, because getting a role on Broadway is kind of like getting pregnant. All of a sudden, people start bombarding you with all kinds of advice and personal experiences.
Claire Danes
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I go online and read the comments about me. I'm always nervous that they're going to say something mean. But a lot of people say nice things, too. It's important to keep yourself in balance. When someone writes something about me that's not true, I just try to look at it like it's funny.
Taylor Swift
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I used to go on auditions, not intending to be funny, but people would laugh, and it would throw me. I think there's just something weird about me. I'm just odd. Really, I didn't know who the hell I was for a long time. I'm only now just figuring it out.
Leslie Mann
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