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You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.
Mario Tomasello
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If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool.
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The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past. Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved.
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I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? No... it's a $100 bill.
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I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.
Sergio Aragones
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A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
Jerry Dennis
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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
David Cross
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what po..ography is to erotic language in a good novel.
James Humes
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
Joel McHale
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A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.
Shawn Wayans
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If any of you need anything at all: too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
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