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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Gal bend down backway an accept di peg. An if it really hot you know she still naw gon fled.
Buju Banton
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I'll take it.
Paul Giamatti
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Helen Rowland
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I've learned through experience of playing different characters, some of whom were jerks, that when you play a character who is pretentious or obnoxious, in any way, it's important to knock them down a peg.
Jonah Hill
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You know, it was a small, independent movie and with Paramount becoming involved, it was obviously a good thing, but you can't put a round peg in a square hole.
Ray Liotta
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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