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Pipe Fitter Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Writing or printing is like shooting with a rifle; you may hit your reader's mind, or miss it - but talking is like playing at a mark with the pipe of an engine; if it is within reach, and you have time enough, you can't help hitting it
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I played the organ when I went to military school, when I was 10. They had a huge organ, the second-largest pipe organ in New York State. I loved all the buttons and the gadgets. I've always been a gadget man.
Stephen Sondheim
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Of course, I also gave him the ineffable pleasures of pipe smoking. And no children, because when this character was created I did not yet have the four children I later had. I must add I also gave him a certain taste for food.
Georges Simenon
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I have some friends, some honest friends, and honest friends are few; My pipe of briar, my open fire, A book that's not too new.
Robert Service
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This is going to become a battle for access to your home and office plus mobility. It's about who can provide the biggest and least expensive and fastest pipe to your home and office and offer you a mobility feature.
Steve Largent
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Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them! And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.
Bible
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The difference between reality and a pipe dream is the effort.
Peter Franco
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.
Jerome K Jerome
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Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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