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Police Jokes Arnt Funny Give It Quotes & Sayings
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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Don't give me any money, don't give me any people, but give freedom, and I'll give you a movie that looks gigantic.
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Relationships are about give and give, not give and take. You'll know you're with the right person when they give as much as you.
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I still think about you. I still think about us. I won't give up, or give in. I will go on, until the end.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.
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You're smart, cute, funny, and can always make smile. To me, you're perfect. One problem: You're hers, not mine.
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An Otis Redding song, it's all I own.
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Please don't stand so close to me.
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fu.. tha police
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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