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Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general? People are just trying to get attention by posting statuses or complaining to others about how bad their daily life is. Yes we all complain but there are those who do to often, and people need to realize that living a life can be tough but it's usually not worth complaining about especially over the internet. In my opinion the only people who should be able to complain about their lives are those who are fighting to survive.
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