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Replace Renew Funny Water Quotes & Sayings
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The next time you think youre perfect, try walking on water.
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This past year, I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt, Pictures never replace being there, and memories, good or bad will bring tears to your eyes, and words will never be able to replace the feelings.
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Don't you realize that the sea is the home of water? All water is off on a journey unless it's in the sea, and it's homesick, and bound to make its way home someday
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You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fu.. would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fu..in' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bi...: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
Mitch Hedberg
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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Mitch Hedberg
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I've learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures will never replace experiences, memories good/bad will bring tears, & words can never replace feelings.
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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Whoever said nothing is impossible...Never tried to staple water to a tree.
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A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.
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Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again: But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.
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I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere.
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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The water was like a physiological stimuli to the subconscious that overwhelmed people with too much psychoanalytical material, you might say. People could do 10 breathing sessions without the water, and then they did breathing sessions in the water.
Leonard Orr
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water.
Aeschylus
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