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Republican Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce
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The way forward is by building political support for republican and democratic objectives across Ireland and by winning support for these goals internationally.
Gerry Adams
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Public office is supposed to be a public trust. This is a clear sign of the rampant corruption at the highest levels of the Republican leadership.
Bob Etheridge
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I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.
Jesse Helms
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Second, the President's popularity has not translated into increased support for the Republican party or for the policies and approaches on domestic policy championed by the President.
Thomas E Mann
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Having a Republican candidate speak at the NAACP convention is like trying to build a house starting at the roof. If you don't have a foundation, the roof isn't going to stand.
J C Watts
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Newt Gingrich's job to capture the Congress was to give Republican candidates an edge and a distinction from their Democratic opponent. That required a very high profile, some very strong language.
Pete Du Pont
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It's a technical, fairly difficult job that has no particular political connotations, so I doubt there are any big campaign contributors dying to be on the Fed. And remember, it doesn't pay very well, certainly by Republican standards.
Alice Rivlin
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
Dan Whitney
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
Neil LaBute
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
Zach Manal
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
Milt Kamen
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That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it secretly true.
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
Ashley Tisdale
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