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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
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Today is International Sword Swallowers Day. Im sure there are lots of jokes there, but figured the legit carnies deserve a shout out.
Neil Patrick Harris
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
Matt Groening
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
Nikhil Saluja
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What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did!
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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Bosses are like legs. When they get to the top, they become asses.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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