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So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: I'm going to have a chance to fly it first and hand it over to him.
Duane G Carey
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Back in the day, if someone said that hip hop and rap was a fad, that was a joke to me because they just didn't know what they were talking about. In reality, there were so many people who didn't know what they were talking about it.
Jam Master Jay
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Men reach their s..ual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner
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I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. Once I was married, I didn't want to be a failure, so I stuck it out for six months, which was about six months too long.
Shannen Doherty
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I am a super-confident writer, and as a joke writer and as an actress, I'm like, 'I want to go head-to-head with every person.' I am an Indian woman and I'm a kind of double minority in this world.
Mindy Kaling
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A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke.
Arthur Miller
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Tears come out of my eyes as soon as you said its over. There was a smile on my face because I knew it was a joke. As soon as I saw that upside down smile on your face, I wanted to drop down on my keens and beg you to forgive me.
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Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian.
David Zucker
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Growing up, 'wocka wocka' was like my thing...I would tell a joke and then go, 'Wocka wocka!' I was a bit of a nerd.
Amy Adams
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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The fact that gay marriage isnt legal everywhere at this point is a joke. But there are things now that you never thought would have existed, so I think that were kind of in good shape.
Adam Levine
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These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why it is so expensive, or one of the reasons, it's so expensive to run here and why so many people decide not to run.
Michael Bloomberg
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Laugh about your mistakes, but, learn from them. Joke over you troubles, but, gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them. That's the way to live life.
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the s..: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"
Eddie Izzard
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to game the system, to beat the market or at least find someone who will pay you a lot of money, 'cause they're convinced that there is a free lunch.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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With faith, thoughts can come to reality so never let your dreams die as thoughts. No doubt is capable of stealing your dreams as long as they are generated by Love for God, Love for Oneself and Love for the entire Mankind. With God, anything is possible. Stay Positive!
Terry Mark
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
Brendon Urie
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If I like a guy, I think a good way to feel that out is to go on group dates with people that you're comfortable with. So then you can get comfortable with the guy and just joke around, be yourself. Talk about music, movies, any hobbies that you have and then in no time you'll be comfortable around each other.
Victoria Justice
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