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Steve Martin The Jerk Quotes & Sayings
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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I keep reading things about myself that make me seem distant and oddly shy.
Steve Martin
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now be called Steves. (Shift to a classroom scene) Boy 1: (To another boy) Hey, I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in? Boy 2: Yeah, as long as I'm back by fourth Steve. Teacher: (To class) So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve. Girl: Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
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I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.
Steve Martin
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
Steve Martin
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Don't have s.. man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand for that.
Steve Martin
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There was just no way I could leave this little Martin guitar in my apartment overnight or even in the afternoon, and expect to find it there when I got back.
Steve Forbert
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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
Steve Martin
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I believe that s.. is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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Steve Martin is such an exquisite and precise writer. Everything is so clear; it's like a bell. He says what he means and says it so beautifully.
Jason Schwartzman
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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
Steve Martin
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Jerkin' Teach me how to jerk. Teach me, teach me how to jerk.
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I love that pre-mod jazz look of the late Fifties, the Steve McQueen style that influenced the British modernists.
Martin Freeman
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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Steve Martin
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Steve Martin
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