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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Unknown
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit bull, you say, 'You better let him finish.'
Robert Schimmel
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Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.
Elizabeth Pena
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My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait. Nevermind.
Christopher Mintz Plasse
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Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails.
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The first dog I had was owned by an abusive couple. He was very skittish. He wouldn't let me hold him. It was explained to me that it was because of how he was treated.
Casey Affleck
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If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog
Phil Gramm
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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
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I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog.
Owen Hart
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I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.
James Spader
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
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An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox.
Francois Truffaut
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
Jack LaLanne
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Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner.
Ice Cube
12 Likes
In a dog's brain a constant buzz of low level static, one sniff at the hydrant and the answer is automatic.
Rush
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No sweetener straight apple sauce. Doing movie roles, rapper slash actor dog.
Wiz Khalifa
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If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.
Unknown
4 Likes
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I'll be larger then that ni... Steven Seagal I'll be a big-ass-movie-star, shit.
O-Dog
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