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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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DiMaggio was the greatest all-around player I ever saw. His career cannot be summed up in numbers and awards. It might sound corny, but he had a profound and lasting impact on the country.
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
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Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.
Ted Rall
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Over a three year period, I gave away half of what I had. To be honest, my hands shook as I signed it away. I knew I was taking myself out of the race to be the richest man in the world.
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Years ago, we all talked about recycling and not dumping things down your drain and all of that, but talking doesn't help much. Basically, it's going to have to be legislation because the impact is so huge and diversified.
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I felt that as long as we were being honest, and that we didn't bend the truth to accomplish another goal, to be entertaining or to be a happy ending, I was confident that we'd be able to tell the story the way it happened.
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