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Live Today! Do not allow your spirit to be softened of your happiness to be limited by a day you cannot have back or a day that does not yet exist.
Steve Maraboli
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Life is a walk. Each day we take steps. Our tomorrow is determined by the steps we take today.
Nishan Panwar
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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
William E Lewis Jr
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
Unknown
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If you keep one foot in the past and the other in the future... that leaves you straddled and pissing on the present! Live for today and plan for tomorrow!
Nishan Panwar
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Have faith in tomorrow for it can bring better days. Never wish for yesterday for it has gone its separate way. Believe in today for its what you're living now.
Nishan Panwar
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The sun rose today with a very special charm, the clouds cleared today with a very special intent and the trees are all swaying in unison - just to wish you a very Happy Birthday.
Unknown
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The honor I feel today being inducted into the Hall of Fame is beyond what words can describe. My thanks to the Hall of Fame committee, who saw fit to bestow this great honor upon me today.
Hank Stram
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Between a million yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there's only one today. And I would never let it pass without telling you I'm thinking of you.
Mitch Cuento
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Live for today not for tomorrow. Be of good cheer don't stress about sorrow. Rain will come, the sun will shine, remember above all your one of a kind!
Unknown
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there lots of other kids playing in streets around this country today who are going to be dead tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day and month, because other young people are reading the kinds of things and seeing the kinds of things that are available in the media today.
Ted Bundy
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Today, not tomorrow, is your chance to make a change, a difference, an impression in this world, stand up, make the choice to be the person your meant to be!
Nishan Panwar
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Today is a new day. Hiding from your history only shackles you to it. We can't undo a single thing we have ever done, but we can make decisions today that propel us to the life we want and towards the healing we need.
Steve Maraboli
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What's the difference between the music of my generation and today s. Our songs were about Love and Romance, today's music is chiefly about s..; which I might add gets a little boring.
David A Vigilanti
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Forget about the Past; Don't worry about the Future; Live Today!
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Every step towards your dream today is a step away from your regret tomorrow.
Steve Maraboli
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Broken today, healed tomorrow. There's nothing mysterious about how life works, it just goes on.
Unknown
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I never regret anything that has happened to me in my life, wether it is making a bad choice, deciding to do something I shouldnt have, saying the wrong thing or not doing something I should have done... because all of these things have given me the knowledge I have today and helped make me who I am today... and that is one thing I will never regret.
Unknown
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Renew, release, let go. Yesterdays gone. Theres nothing you can do to bring it back. You cant shouldve done something. You can only DO something. Renew yourself. Release that attachment. Today is a new day!
Steve Maraboli
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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