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Top 100 Funny Facebook Status Status Quotes & Sayings
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
Kevin Hart
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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Ever had s.. while camping? It's fu..ing in tents.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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