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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? :D
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Liar, liar, your pants are on fire. You've got a nose as long as a telephone wire. I swear to tell the truth. Nothing but the truth. So help me God.
Lucky Dube
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The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Girls should respect themselves & cross their legs, but guys should keep it in their pants too. There shouldnt be double standards.
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Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
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Don't pull your pants before I go down. Don't turn away, this is my time. Don't make demands, I don't take none Just say a prayer that it gon' get done.
Lykke Li
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Guys should never hit girls, take advantage of them, or just say they love them to get in their pants. Respect the girl.
Brock Lemuz
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If it's cold enough to wear pants, then wear real sho... If it's warm enough to wear flip-flops, the wear shorts. It makes me crazy!
Hilarie Burton
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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne Barr
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We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down.
Lynette Fromme
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Everybody rip the swag off, before I rip the tag off. Why my pants sag off? Cause I'm rapping my a.. off.
Kanye West
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We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
Adrian Edmondson
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
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Put your big girl pants on and move on. Seventy-two hours is an appropriate time. After that you start to smell and your friends don't want to talk to you... It doesn't mean it fixes your feelings or takes away the sadness. You should just start to go, I'm OK.'
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
Casey Stengel
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I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Jarvis Cocker
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You dirty ni...s y'all too whack to dance. Y'all need to ease up off that now before y'all splint y'all pants and leave that up to my ni...s, young fly ni...s. Getting down you and I ni...s dont try ni...s.
DJ Quik
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Food has replaced s.. in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Lynda Montgomery
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Joe E Lewis
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