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Unhappy Married Man Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.
Marilyn Monroe
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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
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All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
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Married people are fatter on average anyway.
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Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.
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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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You may write it on his tombstone, You may cut it on his card, That a young man married is a young man marred
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It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both.
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Being married should free up your time to find me a husband.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I was unhappy and miserable during the first 28 years of my life...The things that I went through as a kid were horrendous. And I carried that into my adult life. I didn't have a catharsis for my childhood pain, most of us don't, and until I learned how to forgive those people and let it go, I was unhappy.
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
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Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
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Homos..uals want the right to be married. But I think they really want the right to be divorced. Forget it! Divorce is ours.
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I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces.
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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
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