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Unknown Funny Father Quotes & Sayings
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away
Laurence J Peter
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I met Roy's father once... And I think that Roy's relationship with his father is still at the heart of what Roy does. But at the end of the day, he's trying to prove himself to a father he'll never really please.
Jim Lampley
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I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
Sigmund Freud
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It's hard being a single father, but even harder being a child without a father.
Unknown
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To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Ernest Hemingway
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford.
Draco Malfoy
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
Bible
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy!!
Philip Whitmore Snr
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May you be blessed with a long healthy life. May all the happiness in the world come and bow in front of you. May whatever you always dreamt of come true. May you have the best Father's day this year. Happy Father's day to you.
Unknown
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Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.
Piet Hein
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope
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It's rare you see a single father,..that's why I show my appreciation to the ones that are! Single father's don't get enough credit.
Unknown
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I feel connected to the Second World War because my father lost his father in that war. So, through my dad and the effect it had on him of losing his father young, I always felt connected to the war. It goes back years, but it still feels to me as if we're completely living in it.
Tom Hooper
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A daughter needs a loving, available, predictable father or father figure who can be counted on, whether divorced or at home. She needs his best paternal intentions, even if his efforts occasionally fall short. She needs his maturity and limit setting and s..ual oppositeness, so that she can function with confidence in the wider world of adult love and work.
Victoria Secunda
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