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Valantines Day Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
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I felt so bad last night for having this one night stand, the following day I got another one for the other side of the bed.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can only hope that they divide us by music genres.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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