TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
W Student Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "W Student Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Teacher
Students
School
Sarcastic
Jokes
Homework
Aggressive
Classroom
Student
Funny
College
Funny
Mathematics
School
Student
Teacher
Silence
Marketing
Affection
Show more
Sarcastic
Short
Jokes
Facebook Status
Idgaf
Get Over It
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Seriousness
Life
Timidity
Fear
Clever Facebook Status
Smart Alec
Smart Remarks
Purpose
Education
Teachers And Teaching
Academic
Advice
Students
Promise
Lies
Clever Facebook Status
Being Fat
Fat Jokes
Race
Humor
Government
QUOTES
'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!
Unknown
112 Likes
Student quotes
School quotes
Classroom quotes
College quotes
Homework quotes
Plagiarism quotes
Sponsored Links
During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
Unknown
411 Likes
Funny quotes
School quotes
Student quotes
Teacher quotes
At MIT, I had the good fortune for seven years to teach network theory, which is basic to many disciplines, to one-third of the undergraduate student body. It was an experiment to see how high we could bring their level of understanding, and it exceeded all of my expectations.
Amar Bose
4 Likes
I'm a geophysicist and all my earth science books when I was a student, I had to give the wrong answer to get an A. We used to ridicule continental drift. It was something we laughed at. We learned of Marshall Kay's geosynclinal cycle, which is a bunch of crap.
Robert Ballard
6 Likes
I'm here not just as an actress but as a woman, an African-American, a granddaughter of Ellis Island immigrants, a person who could not have afforded college without the help of student loans and as one of millions of volunteers working to re-elect President Obama!
Kerry Washington
6 Likes
Sponsored Links
I remember, growing up, if something big, God forbid. happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
Oscar Nunez
3 Likes
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Anonymous
67 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Insomnia quotes
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
47 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
Unknown
478 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Jokes quotes
Silly quotes
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
37 Likes
Funny quotes
Mom quotes
Mothers Day quotes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
4 Likes
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
41 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Nick Clooney
2 Likes
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H Glasgow
8 Likes
Great Friendship quotes
It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
18 Likes
Sponsored Links
The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
11 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
19 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
30 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
Unknown
145 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Jokes quotes
Death quotes
Teenagers quotes
The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.
Unknown
179 Likes
Being Imperfect quotes
Insecurity quotes
Self-esteem quotes
Being Strong quotes
Pride quotes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 04
21st Birthday
Accomplishment
Appreciation
Being A Good Person
Being Classy
Being Different
Being In Love
Being Jealous
Being Positive
Being Who You Are
Boys
Cute Life
Desire
Focus
Holiday Inspirational
Intelligence
Planning
Tact
Teenagers
Traditions
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™