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Weed And Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Yall weed purple, my money purple. Yall Steve Urkel, Im Oprah circle.
Kanye West
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Jim Loy
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Nick Clooney
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
Robert Paul
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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i know you think you broke my heart, but I saw your game right from the start, I knew it well and played it too, so laugh it up the jokes on you.
Katie Johnson
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.
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I remember, growing up, if something big, God forbid. happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
Oscar Nunez
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I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.
Dan Hicks
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H Glasgow
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
Unknown
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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