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Went To My Moms Funeral Quotes & Sayings
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
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In the heart of a mother you will find no space for hatred or anger when it comes to her child.
Leonora R Aquino
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It takes some one really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child and someone special to love someone more than herself.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Mothers Day is about helping moms feel appreciated for all they do, and our gifts to them should reflect the admiration and respect we have for the many hats they wear from caretaker to bodyguard to best friend.
Daniel Kelley
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Just open your eyes, just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life.That no one will cry at my funeral?
Sixx AM
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Mom always said, climb the stairs of life and dont EVER look back.
Unknown
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I didn't have enough trepidation about playing a gay funeral director not to play it. I didn't have enough trepidation about playing a serial killer not to take the challenge. If people are inclined to associate me with a character I'm playing, I suppose that's a good thing. It's better than like, 'Well, clearly you're not that guy.
Michael C Hall
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He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, Dust to dust, some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.
Jack Handy
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Wishing a special Happy Mother's Day to all the single moms out there. God knows of your sacrifice and you are not alone!
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
David Letterman
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Visit the Navy-Yard, and behold a marine, such a man as an American government can make, or such as it can make a man with its black arts a mere shadow and reminiscence of humanity, a man laid out alive and standing, and already, as one may say, buried under arms with funeral accompaniments.
Henry David Thoreau
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It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child and someone special to love someone more than herself.
Ritu Ghatourey
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When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!
Laurie Anderson
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Remember that Mother's Day is about making moms feel special and loved, and not just via material things.
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Mothers are artists, for anything they touch turns to art.
Kishore Bansal
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Happy Mothers Day to all of the amazing Moms out there! Blessed to have been raised in a home filled with all your love.
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