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Wheres The Bathroom Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Wheres The Bathroom" sorted by relevance. 144 matching entries found.
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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
Robert Benchley
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Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M Nixon
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I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
Kyan Douglas
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Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.
Dennis Brown
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I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.
Tommy Shaw
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I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
Shannen Doherty
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YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER Sho..!! 2 Nov
Mike Epps
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
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'All guys are the same' she whispers as she makes a duck face to the camera taking selfies on the bathroom mirror.
Unknown
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Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.
Unknown
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I was a terror since the public school era. Bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezing a--es.
Biggie Smalls
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Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water and soap to come out and waving my hand for 5 minutes.
Snooki
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.
Dave Eggers
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You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
Linda Fiorentino
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Do y'all got a bathroom up in here? I gotta piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind it.
Money Mike
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed.
Audrey Kitching
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I tell her meet me in the bathroom, hold up, better yet my bedroom. I call that my V.I.P. fu.. a bad bi... get some head-room.
Meek Mill
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I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself go...Wtf!
Frankie Muniz
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