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Witty Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
David Bailey
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Unlike my subject will I frame my song, It shall be witty and it shan't be long.
Lord Chesterfield
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He is forced to be literate about the illiterate, witty about the witless and coherent about the incoherent.
John Crosby
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
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It should be perfectly legal to kill people who brag about not owning a TV.
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Somerset Maugham
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When I said I'd hit that I meant with my car.
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Pick up lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
Kate Upton
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You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
Frank Crane
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Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise.
John Webster
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Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.
Thomas Hobbes
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Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Huddled in dirt the reasoning engine lies who was so proud, so witty, so wise.
John Wilman
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Conquered people tend to be witty.
Saul Bellow
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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane Austen
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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
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A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.
Thomas Carlyle
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A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool.
Unknown
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