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Witty Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.
Cyrano De Bergerac
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I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.
Jazmin Garcia
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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