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If we are suppose to forget about the past, why do we have to take history class anyway?
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If s.. were sho.., I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
Jarod Kintz
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell!
Sarah Moores
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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How come in Spider-man 3, when his suit turned black, Spider-man became a thief and a criminal...
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If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.
Henry Wadsworth
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
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in this world there isn't a single person from whom you cannot learn anything even from, a stupid you can learn how to not to be stupid.
Shubhanshu Tiwari
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You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
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For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.
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You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.
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People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his s.. appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?
Dick Cheney
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I'd always thought that theater people were really weird. And I got into this class, and I just fell in love with the people there. They were funny, witty; they were really interesting. It was the only class that I made an effort to go to.
Michelle Pfeiffer
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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Prayer is wireless access to God with no roaming fees.
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Learning without thought is labour lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Confucius
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