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When people talk like a hoe, dress like a hoe, walk like a hoe, act like a hoe, but get mad when someone calls them a hoe? Stupid hoe.
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The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man s..y, and not feel gay about it.
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If life gives you lemons don't make a fu..ing lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard.
Peta-Gaye Clark
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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford
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If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically.
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
Oscar Wilde
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
Oscar Wilde
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
Oscar Wilde
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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I love you slightly more than I love dad.
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My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. Im 22 mom, I dont talk to strangers, I sleep with them.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness.
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Say it to my face, not through your status!
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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