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Women are deep beautiful blue oceans and once a month its Shark week!
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Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
WC Fields
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Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
Malcolm De Chazal
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Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
WC Fields
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My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
Michael Caine
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...
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s.. is always funny. I don't find it s..y, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And that need, that desire, is what makes it really funny.
Elizabeth Banks
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.
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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
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There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them...
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violence against women is an everyday reality, act now, always, and forever before its too late.
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There's definitely a difference with men and women in comedy. If you wrote a list of the last 20 comedies in the past four years, a lot of them are based on a male character. That's just kind of way that it is. There are some movies that break the mold, but for the most part women in comedies play that lesser role. I think that's changing, and I think that's great thing. There are so many funny women out there.
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
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When women are the advisers, the lords of creation don't take the advice till they have persuaded themselves that it is just what they intended to do; then they act upon it, and if it succeeds, they give the weaker vessel half the credit of it; if it fails, they generously give her the whole. in Little Women.
Louisa May Alcott
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