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Women Act Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites they feed, but she makes hungry where most she satisfies.
William Shakespeare
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Men reach their s..ual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita Rudner
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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.
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They wouldn't be stereotypes, necessarily. But they would be reasonable facsimiles to women as a class. A class, not of women, per se, but a class that has almost been created through the mythology of women and how they are used as objects.
Ted Bundy
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Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.
Nancy Witcher Astor Viscountess
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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For most guys, women are just accessories that could be displayed in street, school, in front of his friends, or even used as a thing to make up their own satisfaction. But for most women, guys are God's gift that needs to be loved, cared, loyal, and trusted.
Unknown
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Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.
Robert Jordan
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I wouldn't do nudity in films. For me, personally... To act with my clothes on is a performance; to act with my clothes off is a documentary.
Julia Roberts
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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
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It took the United States until 1920 to give women the franchise and another 40 or 50 years to start utilizing women's potential. How many women of incredible potential did we fail and what achievements were lost to all because we never tapped that potential?
James E Rogers
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You're more likely to act yourself into feeling than feel yourself into action. So act! Whatever it is you know you should do, do it.
Samuel Smiles
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No longer should women be denied the right to vote, no longer should women be treated as second class citizens, no longer should women not be allowed to be a citizen at all.
Ginny B Waite
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I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.
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I hope to see more comedies revolving around female main characters, there's definitely great female parts out there; I think most are based around guys. But that's changing and women are being given a chance to show that they are funny!
Kristen Wiig
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I studied the lives of great men and famous women; and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm and hard work.
Harry S Truman
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did
George William Curtis
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did
George William Curtis
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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