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you know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight
Unknown
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When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like "I like meat." Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to get fu..ed.
Ed ONeill
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I'm working harder than ever now, and I'm putting on my pants the same as I always have. I just get up every day and try to do a little better than the day before, and that is to run a great restaurant with great food, great wine, and great service. That's my philosophy.
Emeril Lagasse
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You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.
Patrick Warburton
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Don't tell me I'm beautiful just to get in my pants, don't lie to make me feel better, don't take my hand if your going to let it go, don't make me fall if your not going to catch me!
Krisee Ellis
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Wouldn't life be wonderful if sweat pants were s..y, mondays mornings were fun, if junk food had no calories, all kisses were magical, life was always worth living for, and love never hurt anyone?
Ana Chable
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Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
Dr Seuss
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Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and woke up the next morning and saw this really funny dragon. Ive always wanted a dragon but this one had a funny blue tongue. To me a dragon is very much a woman, strong and elegant.
Angelina Jolie
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I am messy. Not really really messy, but I'm not as neat as Tia. She's so neat ! When I go in her closet she has all her pants in one place, her shirts in another, it's all very tidy! Whereas I'm like 'Whatever.' You look in my room and it looks neat enough but if you dared to look under my bed or in my closet, oh what a mess!
Tamera Mowry
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Mr. Chow: You gonna fu.. on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fu.. on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.
The Hangover
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Since I signed to Kan, Im Louie Vuitton Sean. Up in Benny Han Han eating all the Wonton. Rose rose over a little Chandon. Put her hands down my pants now she rocking Sean John.
Big Sean
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Im wary of doing romantic comedies, you could end up doing them all the time. Business-wise, those movies are very safe. Theyre tailored to Middle America. But Im 24, I dont belong in a romantic comedy yet. A black comedy like Jennifers Body maybe, but I dont know if I could do something like The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants.
Megan Fox
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Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!
Ginger Gibson
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For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.
Elle Fanning
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True class can be achieved at any income level, in any person, at any place. It takes creativity, strong morals, patience, and a lot of grace. Get some self respect, pull your skirt down (or pull your pants up), lift your chin up, smile, and be the best you can. Don't let people tell you who or what you are; no one can change you if you don't want to change.
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The Supreme Lord said: Fearlessness, purity of heart, perseverance in the yoga of knowledge, charity, sense restraint, sacrifice, study of the scriptures, austerity, honesty; Nonviolence, truthfulness, absence of anger, renunciation, equanimity, abstaining from malicious talk, compassion for all creatures, freedom from greed, gentleness, modesty, absence of fickleness; Splendor, forgiveness, fortitude, cleanliness, absence of malice, and absence of pride; these are the qualities of those endowed with divine virtues, O Arjuna.
Bhagavad Gita
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Chelsea Handler
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Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fu..ing true. It did happen like three days ago. My a.. is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt I bust my ass. Id show you the marks, but I dont wanna pull my pants down right now. I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich ni... teeth.
T-Pain
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In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
Billy Crystal
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are as..ual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living...if you don't have a d..k?
Donnie Darko
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