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Big Boobs Funnybs Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The boys didn't like me in high school. No one ever asked me out. Uh yeah, they were really mean to me. Actually I was doing an interview because I'm promoting a movie called Seventeen Again, and so the big question is 'wouldn't you want to be seventeen again?' No, I really don't. I'm happy. I didn't have boobs when I was seventeen. I have boobs now. It's fantastic. I really enjoy them.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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My boobs went from big to humongous, they're making some changes in the bust.
Kendra Wilkinson
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One of my idols is Michelle Pfeiffer. I don't see big boobs on her.
Stacey Dash
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Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went.
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I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems.
Eva Longoria
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Dear thighs, help out the needy. Sincerely, boobs.
Unknown
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Those women are just insecure, but they'll turn round to me and say 'you're just jealous 'cos you want a tan and you want big boobs, stupid boy-looking girl'. You can't win, they wouldn't believe me for a second.
La Roux
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When I was 13, I was flat as a board and totally unhappy about it. I would write in my diary every day, 'Oh, if I could just have a B cup by summer!' I actually prayed for big boobs. So I developed at about 14, and then I was 15, 16, 17, and they kept going.
Katherine Heigl
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That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest.
Peter Griffin
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny, when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
Emma Bunton
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Sometimes people associate getting big with selling out, which is funny because that's not something you necessarily have choice in. That's not a matter that is entirely up to you and at the same time, who hasn't sold out? If you've heard of a specific artist, they're big enough--they got to you. Where do you draw the line between what's big and what's too big?
Patrick Stump
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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Besides my big boobs, it is probably my hourglass shape that is my best feature. I play off of that a lot. I like that I have a lot on top and a lot on the bottom.
Katy Perry
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
Neil Gaiman
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Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real while some are fake.
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My nickname was Big Boobs McGee .At that time, my breasts were much bigger, and firm, and delicious. I was 15 to 20 pounds heavier than I am now...I would wear shirts that were low-cut and the teachers would tell me that I couldn't wear them, and I'd point to another girl who was wearing the same thing, and they would say, 'Well, it looks different on her.' It wasn't fair.
Lady Gaga
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