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Drink Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Drink Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
John Stuart Blackie
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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski
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They shall not drink wine with a song; strong drink shall be bitter to them that drink it.
Bible
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around.
Whitey Ford
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It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted.
Bible
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
Casey Stengel
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
Henry Louis Mencken
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For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink continually, yea, they shall drink, and they shall swallow down, and they shall be as though they had not been.
Bible
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Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink.
Bible
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Henry Louis Mencken
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Casey Stengel
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And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to drink, then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ye shall certainly drink.
Bible
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Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare; tomorrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair: Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why: Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
Edward Fitzgerald
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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