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Family Guy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Family Guy Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Aside from Family Guy? I spent most of my career-life on Family Guy. It's a good question. Since Family Guy was my first show, my first original property, and I just finished it...I couldn't tell ya. I don't know that I have an answer.
Seth Macfarlane
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior. Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother...except somebodyll be watching. -Family Guy
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To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.
Clara Ortega
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To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.
Clara Ortega
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To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.
Clara Ortega
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy
Family Guy
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I think of the guy who isnt afraid to pull up his sleeves and get some work done, the guy who knows how to treat a woman, opens the door for her, protects her and brings home the bacon any way he can. He tries his best each and every day to live in a way he can be proud of. A guy who would stop at nothing to make sure his family is safe and taken care of and a guy who takes pride in how he looks but doesnt spend hours in front of the mirror getting ready.
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My father to me is kind of like my hero, the strongest guy I ever met in my life so I want to be there for him just like he was always there for me my whole life.
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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
Family Guy
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I am definitely not the guy who drives to Vegas and stands in the middle of the street drunk with beads around his neck. I'm the guy that's with his family in the backyard holding sparklers.
James Marsden
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
Emily Deschanel
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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I like the fact that this kind of family has been seen in a movie a million times: teenage kids, the family is a bit strained and they don't have enough money, but in the background the guy used to be a Gene Simmons type.
Gary Cole
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I am in love and I have the most beautiful family. What else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky.
Brad Pitt
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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