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Flat Butts Quotes & Sayings
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Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone.
Pete Rose
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When people come to me and tell me I was terrific in this or that, I do not want to fall flat on my face the next time. But, tough, I have fallen flat before. You just get up and dust yourself off.
Geoffrey Rush
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The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist and also that it was flat. Today they are still arguing about whether the world exists, but they no longer dispute about whether it is flat.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything completely flat, and then you'd tilt your snare drum away from you, so I do that too. So my snare tilts away from me.
Travis Barker
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
George Edward Woodberry
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Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting no more butts. -Mushu
Mulan
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If it's called butthurt when someone hurts your feelings, then what are we supposed to say when our butts really hurt?
Unknown
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When we wear our heart on our sleeve, nobody notices our great butts!
Unknown
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Knowing Cliffs attitude, hed kick our butts if we quit.
James Hetfield
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s..y is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
Nikhil Saluja
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Hey Im not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts. Im scared because your favourite food is sausage and nuts!
John Cena
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The City of Rochester (Michigan) is considering a ban on smoking at the park because people are leaving their butts on the beach.
Unknown
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We don't want a busybody government - a boss - that butts into our lives every chance it gets to tell us how to work, how to play, where to live and on and on.
Sonny Perdue
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Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust and butts to fu.. and ups to shut and sluts to fu..in' uppercut.
Earl Sweatshirt
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Hit strip clubs find bi...es with big butts. I dont give a fu.. Im getting drunk, only live once.
Mac Miller
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If you're missing that gene, it's like you've committed the biggest crime. It butts up against a lot of double standards. She's calling the shots and that's not something you see in films very often.
Michelle Monaghan
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Disney is thrilling and informative and important and beautiful and suspect. Butts was a detail I observed later and definitely ties in. I suppose I was programmed, yeah.
Mark Morris
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I got involved because I wanted to help inspire more people to get off their butts and register and vote - not just in this election, but in every other election from now on, you know?
Jello Biafra
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Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have?
Beavis And Butthead
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