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Funny Breakup Ing Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk dial your ex.
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Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their exes before.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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You can't stop YouTube-ing me. On repeat, runnin' this beat. You can't stop, it's funny to me.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'
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R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on Moving TF On Ave.
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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