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Funny Crime Cop Quotes & Sayings
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
Unknown
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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I'm the type a ni... cop a Rolly, cop a Benz, cop a two. Then wear it all to Church, ni... Hallelu.
2 Chainz
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I wanted to kill the s..iest person alive...but suicides a crime.
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Well wishers to my opposition. You ni...s probably cop a plea before you cop a pistol.
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Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.
Charlton Heston
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Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a feel.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
Unknown
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to say yes. -Heidi
Due Date
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I think that one of the strengths of Cop Shoot Cop lay in the different, and at times, clashing personalities, Ideally, I want to have both ways of working in my life.
Jim Coleman
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I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.
Evan Hunter
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Studying expands knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesnt pay. Why study?
Unknown
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Crime and bad lives are the measure of a State's failure, all crime in the end is the crime of the community.
H G Wells
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The prisoner is not the one who has commited a crime, but the one who clings to his crime and lives it over and over.
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Former military guy & cop. Leprechauns freak me out.
Unknown
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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I hate this "crime doesn't pay" stuff. Crime in the United States is perhaps one of the biggest businesses in the world today.
Peter Kirk
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
Unknown
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Once I've done a crime, I just forget it. I go from crime to crime.
Henry Lee Lucas
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