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Funny Facebook Status About Women Quotes & Sayings
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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