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Funny For My Pregnant Wife Quotes & Sayings
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I'm proud of my future wife being pregnant, going to school and still have enough energy to talk to me.
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When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind, I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!
Katherine Heigl
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I really wish everybody really would stop acting pregnant or doing extra stuff the last time I checked being pregnant was serious.
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
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Never cheat on your pregnant wife, super disrespectful!
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out.
Taryn Manning
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jay Leno
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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But even with a character like Cary who is relatively outlandish, at the end of the movie he's in a place where I wouldn't have expected him to be - taking on the responsibility of a woman who is pregnant and who used to be his best friend's wife.
Neil LaBute
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
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Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms.
Bill Brasky
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If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.
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YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many!
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Girls that lie about being pregnant are dumb as hell. You never know how the boy will react.
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You know what must suck , being pregnant for the whole nine months then something going wrong during labor and the baby passing away.
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Only thing I would love about being pregnant besides the baby is that my boobies grow.
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