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Funny Husband Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John Parrott
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Cindy Gardner
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Dear future husband, respect me, support me, don't cheat on our marriage because I am the one who will give birth to our lovely children.
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My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.
Azgraybebly Josland
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Unknown
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It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
Regina King
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What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
Ashley Scott
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